Ultra-reliable website uptime, SSL certificate warnings, and cronjob heartbeats. Built on European data privacy standards and engineered to cost a fraction of legacy tools.
Everything you need to guarantee 99.99% uptime without paying bloated legacy pricing.
Probe endpoints every 30s to 5m with custom HTTP headers, response body size capping, and keyword validation.
Never get woken up by a transient network blip. Our state machine requires 3 consecutive confirmations before declaring DOWN.
Monitor recurring database backups and background queue workers with simple cryptographic curl pings.
Automated TLS certificate tracking with proactive notifications at 30, 14, 7 days before your certificate expires.
Publish fast, branded status pages with 90-day uptime bars, incident updates, and email subscriber alerts.
Zero third-party trackers, zero data selling, and strict GDPR compliance. Data is processed responsibly on Cloudflare Edge.
Compare our feature set and privacy standards directly against legacy providers.
| Capability | WakeMetric | Oh Dear | Pulsetic | UptimeRobot |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uptime & HTTPS Monitoring | ✓ (15s - 5m) | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| False-Positive 3x Shield | ✓ Automated | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Cronjob Heartbeats | ✓ (/h/:token) | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| SSL Certificate Health & Expiry | ✓ (30/14/7d) | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ (Paid) |
| Public Status Pages | ✓ Included | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| European / GDPR Privacy First | ✓ Zero Trackers | ✓ EU Hosted | Mixed | US Centric |
| 2FA / TOTP Security | ✓ WebCrypto RFC 6238 | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 100 Monitors Pricing | $24 / mo | ~$49 / mo | ~$39 / mo | ~$34 / mo |
No hidden fees, no credit card required to get started. Upgrade whenever you scale.
When a probe detects an error, the monitor state shifts to SUSPECT. Only after 3 consecutive failed probes will a confirmed DOWN incident be created and alerts dispatched. This prevents false alarms from intermittent WiFi or transient ISP glitches.
We engineered our monitoring scheduler natively on Cloudflare's serverless edge infrastructure (Workers & D1 SQLite). By utilizing smart batching, concurrency pooling, and aggregated database metrics instead of legacy server farms, our infrastructure costs are orders of magnitude lower.
Yes. We do not use third-party analytics trackers, cookies for advertising, or sell any telemetry data. All customer monitoring configurations and incident records remain private and secure.